Want to run [a part of] New York?

Then apply within...
Sidenote: I am poppin out blog posts like the Spears family does babies.

As y'all probably know I run New York, but its a lot of work running a city of 8 million, so i decided that I am gonna contract out the boroughs and the surrounding suburbs.
Idecided to keep Manhattan cuz that's where Dipset and Tru Life (Tru Dyke, that is) are from, but all the rest of boroughs are up for grabs, including parts of the metropolitan area...
Please apply here if you want to be able to say that you run [part] of New York.

Available Boros/Regions:

Bronx - Running the Bronx gives you jurisdiction over such rappers as JR Writer and/or 40 Cal and/or Hell Rell (which ever one of these Dipset weed carriers is from the BX, do your research, cuz I sure ain't). In addition, you will have jurisdiction over all of the ol skool pioneers who get no love today (Sugarhill Gang [not a real gang=boring] etc). KRS-1 will be yours as well.

Brooklyn - Papoose, Jay-Z, BIG's ashes...that's what you get if you run the BK. Supposedly, the real 50 Cent is also from BK, at least according to Killa. (Cuuuuuurtis)

Queens - My boy Curtis, Nas, Mobb Deep, and like NORE i think. Solid group here. (Note: contrary to popular belief Curtis does not run New York. It is I who runs it and of course you could too!!!!)

Staten Island - A bunch of guidos (not now chief I'm in the fuckin zoooone[youtube it]) and Wu Tang

Jersey - ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm Serius Jones and Big Lou...weak.

Westchester County - New York's northern neighboring county. Yonkers, where DMX and his homeboys are from, is here, so you can that pill poppin, FBI agent impersonating crazy fucker.

Long Island - Nyckz da Don hails from this eastern neighbor of New York. L.I. stands for long incarceration. Remember that EnJ. [Nyckz post coming soon...]

Connecticut - While surprisingly gully in many parts, no respected rappers hail from this state. You lose if you are stuck with this...

Please apply here to run part of New York.