Thank You Notes

Ah, the days after Christmas and the holidays. After all the gifts have been un-rapped (pun intended) and after all the fruitcake (no homo) is consumed...
These are the days in which a dutiful gift receiver begins to draft Thank You notes as expressions of gratitude for the thoughtfulness of the gift giver.
Anyways, rappers also write Thank You notes. Some examples:

Dear Daddy [Birdman]

Thanks for last night, no homo.

Best wishes for the new year from the best rapper alive, Weezy.


Dear Southern Artists Incorporated,

Ay, we da best. Listeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnn. Thank yall for being on my albums. We da bessssssssssssst. Its really great to know that great friends like yall can raise someone with no talent and mediocre ad libs to rappin stardom. Ricky Ross, I see you. Also thank you for not revealing that I am Palestinian to anyone. America still believes that I am spanish and can drop the n word. Its so swell.

Feliz Navidad,
DJ Khaled



Dear Lil Wayne,

Thank you so much for your guest performance on "Duffle Bag Boy." Me and Titty Boi are very grateful that you allowed us the oppurtunity to be raised from oblivion to the status of one hit wonderdom, shared by such prolific rappers as MC Hammer. We both would be happy to guest on the Carter 3 if it ever comes out. Hope you enjoyed the Gucci duffle bag and case of pro-mephazine that we sent you.

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